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Limerick Homer is recognized as Longest Limerick Text in World
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 rin tin tin the great |
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Posts: 1421 (04/29/08 13:56:31) |
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samson shillitoe |
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Posts: 3213 (04/30/08 10:28:12) Administrator |
A wheel appeared in the sky
and Ezekiel tried to say why so he made up the tale how a fellah named Dale had abandoned it there by and by. |
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Dale54321 |
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Posts: 2248 (05/22/08 16:26:54) |
When man invented the wheel
The Devil makes some men squeal
To pray, or take one more swig?
My soul, of late, seems to lack
Some gods are just like the whore
This world she's lacking the chord I'd best fuss and fret And dwell on regrets Then fall on my trusty sword The Bible's a book, you bet
I hear a deep belly laugh
This one's just awrful The pope has fans, just oodles
Last Edited By: Dale54321
05/22/08 17:25:53.
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The Lonliest Ranger |
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Posts: 8678 (05/22/08 17:25:52) Administrator |
I was awfully bored by the Bible.
I felt it was dreadfully tribal. And I get a headache With most things semitic But do not intend any libel. |
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The Lonliest Ranger |
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Posts: 8679 (05/22/08 17:29:01) Administrator |
For I am grateful to many fine Jews
Though the Jews that I seem to choose Are those that are witty And live in the city And not the Jews who sit in the pews. |
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Dale54321 |
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Posts: 2249 (05/22/08 17:31:27) |
What's up with them Hasidic
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The Lonliest Ranger |
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Posts: 8680 (05/22/08 17:33:44) Administrator |
Who don't discuss the old Torah.
And feel that there are a plethora Of rabbis and sages Turning the pages And disputing over Gomorrah. |
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The Lonliest Ranger |
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Posts: 8681 (05/22/08 17:39:57) Administrator |
I like how them Hasidim dance
And would like to give them a chance I would cry out "Ancorra! "I guess I'm a shnorrer!" And ask for some funds in advance. |
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Dale54321 |
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Posts: 2250 (05/22/08 17:40:39) |
Here's to the writer who gargles
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Dale54321 |
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Posts: 2251 (05/22/08 17:43:51) |
No lie, the bishops once sold
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The Lonliest Ranger |
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Posts: 8682 (05/22/08 17:46:22) Administrator |
I like Shemp, Curly and Moe
Jack Benny, Henny Youngman and so Prefer the comic To the theologically ironic As God cries "On with the show!" |
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Dale54321 |
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Posts: 2252 (05/22/08 17:49:29) |
Here's to the whirling dervish
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The Lonliest Ranger |
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Posts: 8683 (05/22/08 17:54:53) Administrator |
My mother was, I'm guessing, advised
To have poor pitiful me circumcised Was it a sin To have a foreskin? And then she had me baptized!
Last Edited By: The Lonliest Ranger
05/22/08 18:07:16.
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Dale54321 |
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Posts: 2253 (05/22/08 18:00:52) |
After a slap on the butt
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The Lonliest Ranger |
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Posts: 8684 (05/22/08 18:06:22) Administrator |
Although I think... if I had to choose
I would choose on the side of the Jews It was, on the whole, an improvement And I am part of a movement Although its been a long time since the poor thing's been used. And even back in the day When it chanced to attend a soiree It was not so alluring And most found it quite boring Although they were kind enough to not really say. |
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Dale54321 |
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Posts: 2254 (05/22/08 18:09:54) |
Eight days flew by just like this
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The Lonliest Ranger |
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Posts: 8685 (05/22/08 18:16:44) Administrator |
Ah, then I am sorry to inform you, dear Dale
You rate low on the loveliness scale A foreskin's quite hideous To the charming fastidious Of those you wish to impale. |
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Dale54321 |
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Posts: 2255 (05/22/08 18:20:00) |
They put the ship in dry-dock
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The Lonliest Ranger |
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Posts: 8686 (05/22/08 18:20:33) Administrator |
Do not despair! Oh, please wait!
Even at your age... it's not really too late You could use a laser Or, perhaps a straight razor And have a schlong like Herod the Great! |
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The Lonliest Ranger |
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Posts: 8687 (05/22/08 18:24:20) Administrator |
"I do it for beauty!" you'll cry
And make all the fine ladies just sigh They'll regard you with love And be in awe of All that this would seem to imply. |
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